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An Atheist Celebrates Easter

First things first, Easter’s NOT a Christian holiday. I know Christians hate to hear this, but there is no reference to the Easter Bunny, chocolate eggs, colored eggs, egg hunts, etc. in the Bible. All this nonsense about Jesus coming back from the dead or whatever has nothing to do with Easter. Christians should call their holiday Zombie Sunday or something, but it is not Easter.

It really isn’t in dispute that Easter is named after a Pagan Goddess. While there are multiple stories in relation to said Goddess, Jesus appears to be absent from them all. Regardless of which Pagan myth you want to go by, the whole idea of Easter is that winter ends and spring begins. That is the main point of the holiday… that and you idea that now you should get your grove on, get jiggy with it, fuck like rabbits, etc.

So that is what I celebrate when I celebrate Easter, spring and fucking. I still celebrate Easter even though I know that the Easter Bunny isn’t real. I also know that Mickey Mouse isn’t real, but I still like the occasional Disney movie. BTW, Star Wars… totally real.

Seriously though, we can’t let Christians have this one. They have no right to steal pagan holidays and demand that only they are allowed to celebrate them. The fact is that Christians have stolen almost all of their holidays. They are terribly unimaginative. Take Easter for example, they didn’t even both to change the name of the holiday. It is still named after a Pagan Goddess. How fucking lazy is that?

Have fun this weekend, paint Easter Eggs and go to Easter Egg hunts with the kids, eat lots of chocolate, fuck like rabbits, and welcome the spring season.

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  • http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/ Andrew Hall

    I was always confused about Easter as a kid. Does the Easter Bunny crap out chocolate eggs?

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  • kirk

    This is Celtic but it is the British isles heritage.

    Oestra is the festival at the start of *summer* not spring. The spring equinox is the middle of spring which starts midway between the winter solstice (Yule) and the spring equinox.

    Here is the fool proof way to remember — “A *Midsummer* Nights Dream” is on the Summer Solstice of June 21. Summer *started* between the spring equinox and the summer solstice. That festival is called Oestra/Easter.

  • http://www.atheistrev.com vjack

    Ah, let ‘em have it. I certainly don’t want anything to do with it, and I love the opportunity to remind everyone of the fact that they worship a zombie. Maybe I’ll celebrate with a good Romero flick.

  • http://yamipirogoeth.blogspot.com/ Sakura

    @Andrew Hall, nah, according to the movie Hop, the bunny craps jelly beans…that we eat

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  • Jannawatson

    You really are a moron. Easter, Good Friday and Christmas are Christian Holiday. Atheists SHOULD have nothing to do with these. Easter is the Sunday where Jesus rose from his tomb after being crucified. The idea of a Easter Bunny was made up for fun. Read the Bible and you will understand more. God Bless you… even in your rebellion ignorance. And Jesus is COMING BACK SOON!!!

    • http://twitter.com/DangerousTalk Staks Rosch

      Lol, people are totally going to accuse me of faking this comment, I swear, as far as I know Janna Watson is a real Christian.