A Modest Proposal
Michael Rosch graduated from New York University's Gallatin School of Individualized Study, receiving a B.A. in Everything. He also holds an M.A. in Media Studies from New School University.
After being immaculately conceived in 1980, or by the new calendar, the year 1 AM, He was then promptly placed in a basket and carried down the
Hudson River until He arrived at the place where He'd one day found the Holy Roman Empire after defeating the Mongols and the Mole People.
After that, not much happened until He was about 30, when He was killed. Then after rising from the dead 3 days later, He founded the Church of Inspirationism, now the largest religion in the world. You won't find this information in any History book because of heathen secularists, but until we convince the government to impose labels on the Social Studies textbooks indicating that we are the largest religion in the world, you'll just have to feel that it's the truth.