Gayquake!
Yesterday I wrote an Examiner article about Rabbi Yehuda Levin’s claim that homosexuality caused the East Coast Earthquake. So today I was thinking about Jen McCreight’s boobs… I mean boobquake and thought maybe we need a gayquake to try to prove Rabbi Levin’s theory before we go and teach it alongside the scientific Theory of Plate Tectonics.
How do we do this gayquake thing? I was thinking that we could just have gays, lesbians, and transgendered couples take photos of themselves kissing. They could then upload those photos to the facebook group I just created. Let’s see what happens.
In addition, I think we should set a specific date and time in which everyone in the gay community kisses their partners and we can see if that has an actual correlation with an earthquake. So what date and time would be appropriate?
How about 8:46 am on September 11th? That’s a good random time that might make some fundamentalist heads explode.
Related articles
- Was Today’s Earthquake Another Boobquake? [Boobs] (gawker.com)
- The process of establishing Plate Tectonics (ideasandissues.wordpress.com)
- Geophysict offers insight into Virginia quake (yubanet.com)
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