Dear Christians: You Are Not a Real Christian!
From now on, whenever a Christian tries to talk to you about their bullshit, we can tell them with some confidence that they are not a real Christian. All we have to do is remind them that May 21st 2011 was the Rapture and they are still here so that must mean that they were not good enough for God to have been Raptured. Case closed!
The question of who is the real Christian has now been answered definitively and any Christian who is still here is NOT a real Christian because the Rapture happened already. That’s it, done. Harold Camping said that the Bible guaranteed it. The best part is that there is proof that some people did in fact get Raptured. How can Christians explain this:
These were real Christians who were Raptured to Heaven on May 21st 2011. So if you are still here, then you were not a real Christian. Jesus hates you! He came to you with the sword or something. Sorry Christians, you were not saved after all. Ha ha, you are going and should be going to Hell to be tortured for all eternity! How do you like them apples!
Related articles
- Ben Ritz: Camping: Rapture Occured, but No One Worth Saving (huffingtonpost.com)
- Its the End of the World as We Know It (confessionsofayec.wordpress.com)
- Failed Rapture Gives Christians Perfect Opportunity to Question Their Faith (atheistrev.com)
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