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Was Jesus circumcised?

While yesterday’s blog asked about whether God has the same kind of body parts we humans have since we were made in his image, today’s blog deals with the part of god which actually does look like us, Jesus. Jesus was a man. Men have penises. Therefore, Jesus had a penis. So here is the question, Was Jesus circumcised?

This is a serious question. After all, the point of circumcision is to create a covenant with God. So if Jesus was God, why would he need to make a covenant with himself? That seems a little strange to me. On the other hand, Jesus was also supposed to be the example of how men should be here on Earth. In that case, of course he should have his pee pee snipped.

Than we should ask what Jesus knew while on Earth and when did he know it. I am assuming that he didn’t pop out of Mary’s virginal womb with all the knowledge of the Universe and beyond. Maybe he did know everything at the time of birth. I don’t know. But can you imagine Jesus talking to God in Heaven before he was born. “What dad? You want me to get my penis cut? Why didn’t you just make people born that way in the first place?”

And if Jesus was circumcised, why is it that Paul said that Christians didn’t have to be circumcised? Was Paul just afraid of getting his pee pee snipped? Perhaps Paul was afraid he would lose potential followers if he asked them to take a slice of their dicks off. I guess it is all in the marketing.

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  • http://Thinkexist.com Loic Phoenix

    You could come up with a better blog than this.

  • Scott

    I want elaboration on the topic of circumcised. Why does it happen? Is it a Christian thing?

    • http://www.dangeroustalk.net Staks

      No, actually it is a Jewish thing. Paul didn’t think Christians needed to get circumcised.

  • Charles

    Huh? He was Jewish. Of course he was circumcised.

  • http://www.ifeho.de Joachim (Germany)

    You missed the point:
    1. IF Mary was a virgin, then Jesus is a clone.
    2. A clone is a copy.
    3. Mary was a womem – Jesus is a woman (That’s the REAL secret ;-) )
    4. Girls never were cicumcised in jewish religion.
    5. You could look after the PCO Syndrome oand that kind of staff.

    BTW All the discussion about wether Jesus was gay is foolish, because SHE loved John and all those Guys in a very usual and human way.

    Have a nice day :-)

    • 2B-or-not-2B

      Just wondering what brand of ice-pipe you smoke there in Germany, Joachim. Must be big enough for some grossenhaft slabs of dope. Because that’s what you must have inhaled moments before writing that ridiculous blog:

      1. IF Mary was a virgin, then Jesus is a clone. *He was as much a clone of Mary as you are of your mother. Got it?
      2. A clone is a copy. *Yes, but this point is irrelevant now.
      3. Mary was a womem – Jesus is a woman (That’s the REAL secret ;-) )*Well, he clearly wasn’t, as he’s repeatedly called “Son of Man”, “Son of God”, etc etc…..
      4. Girls never were cicumcised in jewish religion.*Irrelevant in light of point #1
      5. You could look after the PCO Syndrome oand that kind of staff. *Why bother…..

      Hey, I realise this website and all these crazy comments are a giant joke, but some things are being taken a little too far, don’t you think? ;)

  • im-skeptical

    “We should treat others as we think they would like to be treated.”

    And that’s how I would like them to treat me. It’s still the golden rule.