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Create Your Own Bible Verse

Here’s the deal, we all know that the Bible says some really ridiculous things. There are actually restrictions on how long you can grow your hair, what kind of clothing you can wear, and what you should do with your… excrement. So I thought it might be fun to make up your own wacky Bible verse and try to pass it on as real.

I bet it will be really easy. All you have to do is throw in a “thou” and a “thy” here and there and slap on a Bible book name and numbers. Using the Old Testament is probably easier than the New Testament, but really either could work.

For example, did you know that the Bible supports masturbation except after midnight? It’s true, “and verily I say to you, thou shall spill thy seed upon the firmament unless thy moon has moved upon thy following day.” Numbers 35:18

Create your verse and pass it alone through your social networks, friends, and family and see how many people believe it and how many people call you out. I bet even some really religious people will buy it, but will dismiss it as metaphorical or as out of context. Let me know your verse and your results. Have fun!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/hardmanal Alex Hardman

    And verily did he say unto them, if she doth speak out of place, select six men from amongst those who heard her words and they shalt go in unto her each day when the moon is in the night sky, from sabbath to sabbath, and her sin will be cleansed.
    Numbers 35:18

    Posted on my facebook today. We’ll see how it goes.

  • mj

    The verse from Pulp Fiction is a good fake.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hardmanal Alex Hardman
  • http://lolatheists.com lolatheists

    Alex’s creation was first unexamined and uncritically blogged by Atheist “Think Criticize Examine” Evolution thinking it was legit, before he gutted his own post. Oops.

    Staks evidently had the same idea I had, I was going to post some fake Bible verses hoping atheists would take the bait. Thanks for the lols, and keep up the good work!

  • http://www.dangeroustalk.net Staks

    I think it is funny that some Christian wants wasted so much time trying to take seriously the joke. It makes it even funnier. Of and lolatheist, I’ve read your website and you really aren’t funny. I have stated before that I don’t think all Christians are stupid, but you actually are. Just something to think about. lol ;-)

  • Alex Hardman

    Seriously, his website is not funny in the slightest. I would say good try, but it’s not.