Spicy Jesus Chicken Not From Hell
On Saturday, I was at the mall and walked past a Chick-Fil-A. Most people are aware that Chick-Fil-A is very religious right. Because of this, my rule of thumb is that I will never buy anything from Chick-Fil-A, but I will take their free samples. In fact, I will go out of my way to take multiple free samples because I know it costs them money. Every penny counts. Saturday, their free samples were pieces of their new Spicy Chicken sandwich.
I admit that I was a little nervous about trying this sample because I have a low tolerance for spicy food and I refuse to buy a drink from Chick-Fil-A. I might have had to suffer for a few minutes while I found a more respectable food establishment to buy a drink from. As it turns out, I didn’t need to.
I guess that the new product people of Chick-Fil-A are so frightened of Hell, that they are afraid to make a chicken sandwich spicy hot as it might remind them of Satan. The Spicy Chicken was not spicy at all. If it was really spicy, I would probably be writing today’s blog jokingly accusing them of being in league with Satan rather then jokingly accusing them of being afraid of Satan. It just goes to show you that if you really want a spicy chicken sandwich, Church’s Chicken might be a better choice. Despite the name, they actually aren’t religious.
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