{"id":3071,"date":"2012-08-01T08:09:17","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T13:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangeroustalk.net\/?p=3071"},"modified":"2017-12-22T17:51:01","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T22:51:01","slug":"fucking-church-bells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangeroustalk.net\/?p=3071","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Church Bells!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was out at lunch today and while I was trying to order my food at a chicken restaurant that was not Chick-Fil-A, I heard the most annoying church bells ever. Do these fuckers really need to announce their presence to the world? We all know that 80% of Americans are Christians; do we need the fucking reminder? There are supposed to be noise ordinances for this type of thing except that for some reason, churches are exempt from them.<\/p>\n

Church bells are a brainwashing tool. Yeah, you heard me. The idea is to remind everyone that Christians control the country. This is a message to reinforce their dominance and to remind those who don\u2019t generally think about religion of the indoctrination they likely received in their youth.<\/p>\n

I want to issue a noise complaint. These church bells are really, really, fucking loud and annoying. I want to make up my own religion and arbitrary pick a time to make a shit load of noise and call it a sacred right.<\/p>\n

The worst part is that these churches are on practically every street corner and are competing with each other to see who has the loudest and most annoying bells.<\/p>\n

Sorry for the rant. By the way, it was Popeyes. I know I would get a ton of comments asking.<\/p>\n

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